Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Christmas Funnies from Sierra

What do you call a snowman on a warm day?
a puddle

What's a skunk's favorite song?
jingle smells

What do Christmas Tree drink at a party?
rootbeer

Where did Mr. Moose kiss Mrs. Moose?
under the moosletoe.

What's a duck's favorite ballet?
the nutquacker

What's a grape's Christmas greeting?
'Tis the season to be jelly

1 comment:

Jessica F. said...

Ha ha ha! I love these kind of jokes!